In a good way, and in a dream. I’ll explain.
Last night I dreamed she read one of my books (Heartborn), posted a video of herself crying about how it made her feel, and several things happened:
The book became a sensation.
It was made into a show on the CW, and everyone in the show was beautiful (with great hair).
I got invited onto the Tonight Show for banter with Jimmy Fallon. I told him I liked him, and thought he was even better looking in person. We laughed and fistbumped, then he asked me who my favorite band was.
I said, “The Cult” without hesitation, to which the curtain drew back and there they were, ready to rock. Ian Astbury invited me up and I got to sing Love Removal Machine and OH MY GAWD it was amazing even though I can’t sing and I’m fairly certain that even in the dream world, my mic was turned off.
It’s going to be really tough to top this dream.