Consider The Waffle.

I require fuel, and that fuel must take a delicious form.As a writer and college instructor, I have certain expectations placed upon me. I'm supposed to wear tweed (it's itchy), drive a Prius (I'm too tall), and eschew all forms of sports (I love sports. I also love playing sports, which…

The Moon Can Be Lonely

Moonlight is the Great Mood Setter.I'm writing a book where the main character loves the floor of her kitchen because that's where the moon shines. That's autobiographical; in our house, the moons shines perfectly onto the kitchen floor with a buttery square that, over the course of a night, turns…

Haircut Day.

I Have Two Hair Stages.Acceptable, and unacceptable. There is no middle ground.I like to keep my business in order. This stems from years as a victim of 80s Hair Syndrome. For women, it involved aquanet. Cans and cans of aquanet.I am a dude. Ergo, I gel.Tomorrow. Haircut day.I have two…