I know, Christmas time might not be the best starting point for a *ahem* reshaping of my body and diet, but I’m nearly two weeks in and no going back.
Unless I eat seventy-five Oreo’s, but still.
Before we go any further, a point of clarification: Weight is not my sole concern. In fact, it’s actually fifth on the list, behind my heart, teeth, ability to live long enough to use coupons without irony, and blood pressure.
So, the grim statistics:
49 years old.
Starting weight– 260 (pounds, not kilograms. I’m an American, not some fancy European who measures out tiny blocks of cheese and carries it home in a wicker basket while laughing and listing to French jazz or whatever).
Starting blood pressure: Not bad, but not great. 121 over 90.
Hair and teeth: Present and accounted for.
General feeling: Thick, not Thicc, and vaguely immobile. This galls me in particular due to my love of sports, running (running isn’t a sport, it’s meditation while gasping), and walking up stupid hills. All hills are stupid when you’re not hiking, and even then, they’re only tolerable.
I’ll report weekly, and then in January, will go to the doctor for a general “State of the Union” exam.
If you’ve made any life changes and have found recipes or foods that scratch the itch, so to speak, I’d love to hear them.
My weaknesses are:
Things that can be made sweet by adding sweeteners.
Sweet things wrapped around sweet things.
More to come as this list expands with memory.
Let’s be support buddies and such.
Terry (who thinks he is hungry)